Staff Ariticle

HOLLYWOOD EFFIVIUM, STATIST BILGE

no@spam.com (Continental Divide.us)

If, inexplicably, one might want to vicariously experience what it’s like to be simultaneously sodomized and vomited on in, say, the shallower reaches of a Timbuktu sewage ditch—while sampling some of that torrid “taproom’s” suspect slurry—go see the movie “Get Him to the Greek,” or even “MacGruber,” for that matter.

By G.M. Corrigan

THE LATEST IN USELESS INFORMATION FROM OUR DETROIT CORRESPONDENT, BELINDA

no@spam.com (Continental Divide.us)

1. Q: Why are many coin banks shaped like pigs?

A: Long ago, dishes and cookware in Europe were made of a dense orange clay called 'pygg'.....ad nauseam

REPROVING ON A SUNNY AFTERNOON

no@spam.com (Continental Divide.us)

It’s a bright, warm and picturesque day on the west lawn of the Capitol, Saturday, March 20—the kind of irenic conditions perfect for a lazy family picnic or an old timers’ baseball game.

By G.M. Corrigan

THE DISCRIMINATORY 'NON-DISCRIMINATION ACT"

no@spam.com (Continental Divide.us, J. Matt Barber)

POLITICS: Today’s Democratic leadership is a predictable lot. They’ve cornered the market on mass manipulation through semantic tinkering. It’s a relatively easy code to crack. To decipher what Democrats mean versus what they say one need merely apply the “forked tongue test.”

By J. Matt Barber

WHAT IS AN ENEMY COMBATANT?

no@spam.com (Continental Divide.us, Celia Alexander)

"What is an “Enemy Combatant”? Defining the term has confounded two White House administrations. In 2004, the Bush people held the Combatant Status Review Tribunal (CRST) at Guantánamo Bay to determine if the prisoners could be qualified as “enemy combatants”. Previously, enemy combatants were the soldiers belonging to the army of an enemy, but many of the prisoners in Guantánamo Bay are citizens of countries that have good relations with the United States, like KSM who is originally from Kuwait, and are not part of their national army. Whither the definition and where does it go from here?

By Celia Alexander